Some letters just seem cursed. We covered the Bs already—now welcome to the G-class problems. Most aren’t even malicious. They’re just impossible to deal with.
Gorgons
The effects of their stares vary—freezing muscles, slowing thoughts, calcifying emotion. Victims can spend days frozen. Don’t make eye contact. Don’t tempt fate with mirrors. Just don’t look.
Goblins
Already covered elsewhere, but there’s a footnote: they lie about everything. They steal shiny things, trade in blood oaths and breed like rumors. Some run pawn shops. Some run banks. Either way, read the fine print.
Gremlins
Tech saboteurs. Love mischief. Hate functionality. Responsible for more lost Wi-Fi signals and spontaneous printer failures than Microsoft will ever admit.
Golems
Constructs. Usually clay, stone or metal. Sometimes stitched flesh. They can’t be reasoned with. Whatever they were made to do? They’re still doing it.
Ghouls
Carrion-feeders. Bone gnawers. Sometimes clever. They dig, they feed, they wait. If you hear shuffling near graves or scratching beneath your floorboards, salt everything and leave.
Grims
Apparitions shaped like massive black dogs. Appear before death, disasters or moments of cosmic imbalance. May simply watch you from a distance.
Gasts
Airborne spirits in wind, fog or exhaust. They whisper suggestions you think are your own. Be careful or you might wake up in a different city with partial amnesia and a new tattoo.
Grackles
Birds. Just birds. Unless they’re not. (The OHR won’t confirm.)
TLDR: G-Types blur lines between alive and dead, real and imagined, cursed and misunderstood. But they’re all high maintenance in their own way. Watch the fine print.
Stay sharp. Stay Unveiled.
—Penny